I Definitely Don't Evade My Taxes

Welcome to the official site of BMF Austria – Taxation Department, where we offer you *"totally legitimate"* tax advice and services.

Looking for loopholes? We don’t know what you’re talking about. Everything here is 100% *legal*.

Our services include:

• Expert advice on how to avoid paying full taxes (Just kidding, please don't).
• “Optimizing” your tax filings just enough to keep the authorities guessing.
• Consultation on how to *definitely* avoid tax audits.
• We promise, we are not suspicious at all.

For official inquiries, please contact not.real@bmf.gv.at. (Just kidding, don’t email us.)

If you're looking for serious advice, go to BMF Austria Official Website.

Our mission: Helping you with all your *tax needs* (unless it’s illegal).